However, another tidbit included in the book that many may find surprising is a recollection of the short time he dated former child star-turned-fashionista Ashley Olsen, and the thoughts his friends had about that romance.According to Macur's book, Armstrong's pals were worried that dating Ashley, who is 15 years his junior, would ruin his image.
Below, a lovin’ spoonful of some of those seminal—semenal?
Hollywood finds sperm hilarious—donating it, stealing it (or both, as in Ted 2, out this week), spraying it, accidentally drinking it, whatever.
That is a comedy well that never runs dry—or a dramatic one, for that matter.
—works of big and small screen.“Every Sperm Is Sacred” is such an iconic ditty that it already headlined our list of sperm-related songs.
As a comic deconstruction of Catholicism’s anti-masturbation teachings, the sketch is as brutal as anything the Pythons came up with, yet the musical support for Michael Palin and Terry Jones’ writing—André Jacquemin and David Howman’s music, Arlene Phillips’ choreography—make the song and dance so irresistibly jaunty that it’s easy to forget how razor-sharp the satire is.