(Verse 1 - Dirty Dike) You're talking out your arse, I'm talking out my mouth You're squarking out your bars while I'm walking out the house And I don't make the rules, I just play the game And I won't bring my balls for no shameless bit of fame You're sniffing up your ket, I'm sniffing up my coke But I ain't gonna magnify the difference in a bloke You're living off the dole, I'm living off my soul And I don't wanna bitch about the system when I'm old I'm gonna buy some land, you're gonna buy some drugs You're gonna find a slag while I'm gonna find some love You're smoking on a dick, I'm smoking on a spliff You're showing off your kids and I'm a chauvinistic pig You're ringing up your mum, I'm drinking with your dad He's pissing in the street while he's fingering a slag You're living in a dream, I dribble in my sleep You're looking in the mirror while I'm spitting to this beat You're going to the fair, I'm going to the shops You ain't gonna hear my fucking album 'til it drops You're pissing in a bog, I'm pissing in a bush You listen to the trickle, it's a mission to the woods You're combing your hair, but nobody cares I'm a scruffy fucker but my omen is rare You're over-prepared, I'm casually lax I'm sat in the back of a taxi relaxed And I don't wanna prang, I just wanna chill When you just wanna hang around with slappers eating pills I just wanna fuck, you just wanna wank Ladies and gents give a very big thanks and a round of applause Man, you're a nause I don't wanna hang around with mans any more You're trying to be my friend, I'm trying to be a dick You're trying to make it stick while I'm trying to get rid (Verse 2 - Jam Baxter) I'm straddling a pig, you're a maggot in a wig You've gone and bought your whole smackwagon to the gig, why's it matter who I'm with?You're chatting to a twig You try and spit a verse and end up fracturing your ribs And I don't wanna judge, you're on a lot of drugs And yeah I know there's one thousand ways to hold a grudge But me I'm trying to speak, you're just trying to preach My ears about to stab itself and drink a pint of bleach You're talking to a child, I'm talking to a dwarf With 5 drops of acid in a nice warm sauce But you're doing what you can, I'm doing what you can't You're stuck being who you are, my whole crew's who you aren't Backflipping to the past I'd return with a gun You'd return with a badly drawn picture of your mum You're staring at my crotch, I'm try'na have a cotch Spent the last 5 hours staring at my watch Man I just wanna leave, you just wanna grieve I'm long past hearing about the shit that you believe See I turn up to The Shoobs, you turn up in a bush Last seen suckling the virgin in the woods Man I just wanna lounge, you just wanna scrounge I got a pair of creepy little eyes I can gouge And I'll hand 'em to you, have a chat with your crew I bowl around free, you're entangled in glue Gluey hands of a nonce, you're banned from the swamps I'm try'na cook an egg, you're a cancerous ponce I'm living on the edge, you're living in a hedge I'm try'na make an album, you're try'na make a wedge I'm calling you a chief, you're calling the police I'm trawling in the street and you're absorbed in the mystique I'm working for myself, you work for someone else You watch the world turn while I watch the world melt Shut up! Aggro - Short for aggravation, it's the sort of thing you might expect at a football match. There is sometimes aggro in the cities after the pubs shut! - This is used a lot around London and the south to mean, "Hello, how are you"?Anti-clockwise - The first time I said that something had gone anti-clockwise to someone in Texas I got this very funny look. It is used in phrases like "pain in the arse" (a nuisance) or I "can't be arsed" (I can't be bothered) or you might hear something was "a half arsed attempt" meaning that it was not done properly.Start your profile with a nice slideshow, and you’re playing the online dating game on easy mode. The most important lie you can tell on Plenty Of Fish is your height, because it’s a sortable search category.Lying in the course of a seduction is always a fun idea. Unless you are between 6’2 and 6’5, you must lie about your height.We've all grown accustomed to the online jargon, shorthands and acronyms that have developed over decades of Internet use.
It is free, it is easy to use, and it is filled with girls who lack the funds, the seriousness, or the intelligence to realize that every other dating site this side of Adult Friend Finder offers them better prospects for a guy who wants a long-term relationship. The girls are pre-selected for some combination of stupidity, desperation and sluttiness.Interestingly enough, such terms were used frequently for self-destructive or abusive patients.BRB (Be Right Back) is one of the more polite online abbreviations; respectfully letting fellow chatters know that you'll be taking a brief vacation from your keyboard.[Intro] Sophie Aspin yeah Reply to Millie Millie B, you're such a slag [Chorus] Millie B you're such a slag Millie B yeah, are you mad Millie B tries to act bad When every night she's on a new lad Millie B you such a slag Millie B yeah, are you mad Millie B tries to act bad When every night she's on a new lad [Verse] Millie, you stupid slag Saw you in Leighton, licking my arse Daft little dog, I'll stamp on your head So watch out chick, yeah here's my send You stupid goon, sending for me Thinking she's hard, it's Millie B I got told that you got shagged behind [?] yeah nah that's mad Don't send back, you should give up We all know you ain't big enough We all know you ain't big enough, yeah We all know you ain't big enough You ain't big enough, you ain't wise enough Silly little rat, stop piping up I'll cut you up into sixty-four pieces Send for me, my views are increasing And I heard you're a proper sket And you shagged someone for a cigarette Bath you in acid, send the vid to your mum And then I'll send another of me slicing your pug Don't try and get big, I'll smash your head in KFC, I'm finger-licking You're a slag and your knickers say next But all I'm seeing is empty threats [Chorus] Millie B you're such a slag Millie B yeah, are you mad Millie B, tries to act bad When every night she's on a new lad You're such a slag Millie B yeah, are you mad Millie B, tries to act bad When every night she's on a new lad [Verse 2] Aspin's here, Aspin's winning Millie B wants this life I'm living Fuck you babe, I'll get your head spinning Sending for me yeah, new beginnings But Aspin's back, sending season Sending for me without a reason Sophie Aspin, queen of grime Shut up you mong, I'll break your spine I'm being serious, I wanna clash Come Millie B, you're gonna get smashed But in this clash, you ain't gonna last You're a little mug yeah, don't chat gas You ain't won this, are you mad?content, it’s important to understand how people in Ireland communicate.Slang has become a standard element in languages throughout the world, and Ireland is no different.Not a great place to , but a prime hunting ground for the man looking to play some catch and release.This guide will cover every step necessary to get you on a date with a girl. Here are the five keys to succeeding at locking down girls on Plenty Of Fish: 75% of a man’s attractiveness is completely within his control. You know your one friend with a thousand dollar camera and a Pinterest account?Below, you'll find a list of 13 Internet acronyms and slang terms with unexpected alternative meanings, ranging from downright unpredictable to hilariously ironic. Before netizens had us "laughing out loud," there were little old ladies participating in less bone-tickling happenings.LOL in the medical world identifies a patient as a Little Old Lady.You can lie about your profession, your relationship history, what you’re looking for. Here is my suggested concordance between actual height and POF stated height: 6’7 - 5’7 And feel free to go ahead and experiment with even more extreme lies and report back with your results.My buddy who is 5’8 lists himself as 5’11 and has not been called out once.Barmy - If someone tells you that you're barmy they mean you have gone mad or crazy.