So, in order to snag yourself a Mulan, I present to you a White Man's Guide to Dating Asian Girls.
Patek Philippe had already created wristwatches but they were mainly worn by women, and more bracelet than timepiece; the derring-do of the dashing Santos-Dumont helped them take off with even flightless men who wanted to channel his chutzpah, a trend that wingspans to the present.
Bette Davis used to say, "Getting older ain't for sissies." Amen!
Neither is dating at midlife — especially if you're a gay man.
STEP THREE: The Relationship If you get to the point now where you're dating an Asian girl, you better understand where she's coming from.
Given our immigrant roots, most Asian girls endure a latent insecurity about everything from our boobs to our patriotism (both things that are just slightly there). But if you're going to lock it down and marry your Oriental princess, you must know one final thing: in Chinese wedding traditions, the groom pays for the wedding.